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do he got a booty?
he dooooooon’t
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this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
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“Flapper “
The notorious character type who bobbed her hair, smoke cigarettes, drank gin, sported short skirts, and passed her evenings in steamy jazz clubs, where she danced in a shockingly immodest fashion with a revolving cast of male suitors.”
“The New Woman of the 1920s boldly asserted her right to dance, drink, smoke, and date— to work her own property, to live free of the strictures that governed her mother’s generation. (…) She flouted Victorian-era conventions and scandalized her parents. In many ways, she controlled her own destiny”
I think I was a flapper in a past life.
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ITS TRANSPARENT YOU JUST CAUGHT MY BLOG.
Everyone needs a transparent pokeball on your blog, you just have to.
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I got a sleepy baby on my couch
oedipus came in and out of the same vagina
motherfucker
yeah essentially
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@1 minute ago with 6616 notesIn English we read an essay and the author stated his confusion of why all of a sudden in the 90’s/00’s girls became enamored with guys’ bootays. It made no sense to him. He thought the party was all in the front but no, now this?? Good grief
Poor confused soul
| Period: | You want cookies |
| Period: | You want to fuck |
| Period: | You want to fuck while eating cookies. |
| Period: | Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? |
| Period: | Kill them. |
| Period: | Kill them too. |
| Period: | Kill them and eat their cookies. |
| Period: | Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. |
| Period: | HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. |
” Blue Bar “
The amazing Bar Beach ladies and gentlemen. I love this place because it’s such an amazing spot and I have buckets of the best memories spent around and at this beach. There are not many places I would choose to be above this place.
By Jake B
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Karigurashi no Arrietty (2010) I’m going to be okay. You gave me the courage to live
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